Fundraising Machine Music and Comedy Show

Fundraising Machine Music and Comedy Show   Tuesday, April 29, 2025 Drinks @ 6 Jokes @ 7 Auction @ 8   Featuring the stand-up comedy of Victoria Vincent & Vivian Burgett   Music by Foz the Hook! Cheerful songs about shame and disgrace!   A benefit for The Chicago Abortion Fund.   In partnership with Cole’s Bar and Paramount Fitness.

Unregistered User

Unregi a.k.a Unregistered User was originally born on Chicago’s south side. This multi-hyphenate artist’s versatility when it comes to his production and more recently djing. He has the ability to provide unique sound selections across a multitude of genres from hiphop, to house, r&b, lofi, future funk, vaporwave and more to allow him to touch the minds of his listeners.  “This music is for everyone who feels the same”- Unregi

Comedy Open Mic

Cole’s WORLD FAMOUS Comedy Open MicFree!!!!Sign up at 7:00, show starts at 8:00. Over 30-40 comics weekly do a 4 minute set.

DJ JAMES SWANBERG

D. James. Swanberg has been crudely mixing early era rock and roll on cassette tape for over a decade but recently he has pondered adding his own looped songs into a set while berating the audience. Will tonight be the night he musters the courage? The way to find out is free of charge to those of age.

GT Rock Paper Scissors Competition

Are you competitive? Do you like free stuff? Do you feel an emptiness in your soul that only good wholesome fun can attempt to fill? Then boyyyy oh boy do we have an event for you!   Here at the GT Rock Paper Scissors Tournament we hold 3 brackets where each contestant must battle it out to be #1. Each winner from the 3 brackets then plays each other to find the TRUE winner of the night. This first place winner not only gets first choice in prizes, but also gets entered into the championship tournament. In this last tournament all the first place winners from every night come together to find the REAL winner. The RowShamBow Goat if you will.   So who’s it gonna be? Could it be you?

DJ Dustin Drase

DJ Dustin Drase (one of the proprietors of this here joint) will be curating a DJ night of throbbing techno, house, remixes, future funk, disco, nu disco, left field and other dance floor delicacies for maximum aural pleasures to enhance your ketamine trip*.    No Requests. No Bad Vibes. No Bad Bunny.   Before slanging drinks, Dustin got his start at Cole’s playing records during Coleman’s very first day of (soft open) business and held down a once and sometimes twice a month residency at the bar for the year’s leading up to the pandemic.   *Please don’t do drugs in the bar*

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